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Exclusive @NUFC submit bid for Jørgen Strand Larsen We understand the bid has been submitted in the last few hours. @Wolves officials to meet within 24 hours to discuss the bid

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Morgan Rogers is now a priority target for Tottenham after missing out on Eberechi Eze. Source: @MiguelDelaney

Oh no! High level official from #Arsenal is trying to stop Eberechi Eze playing tonight for #CPFC. The £68m deal could collapse if the player got serious injury. The player & club will make final decision Interesting

Hearing Jorgen Strand Larsen bid imminent from #NUFC There been some sort of movement in the last few hours

Arne Slot

Eberechi Eze is officially joining @arsenal! Arsenal officials reached out to Crystal Palace at 4pm, Eze was driving when he got the call. He’s been eyeing this move since day one, and when he heard the news, he couldn’t contain himself. He literally shouted “yessssss” with joy! This is a huge step for him, and you can just tell how much he wanted this. #thfc are furious with Eze. Arsenal fans, get ready for some magic on the pitch because Eze is about to light it up!

Exclusive – Eberechi Eze’s agent yesterday wrapped up a two-hour chat with Spurs! But here’s the latest development: the agent has put @Arsenal on notice, saying

Exclusive: Big Shock At Awards Night

British Transfer Record

Big news broke out at the PFA awards ceremony which took place tonight! According to a source at the event, when Alexander Isak’s Instagram post dropped, you could feel the energy shift in the room.

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There was this collective ‘ohhh’ as players checked their phones, and honestly, the looks on their faces were priceless, especially from the Liverpool players , pure surprise and excitement.

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It’s like everyone knew something big was happening. Michael Edwards has been given the green light by FSG to go for a British transfer record once #NUFC give the nod. Liverpool and Newcastle officials are set

Ben Doak to Bournemouth – Confirmed! Thank you for all the reporters who gave us the credit. We totally get it why some find it hard. It’s all good

You are going to see stories leaked that Alexander Isak voted for #MoSalah in the PFA awards.

Alexander Isak not expected to attend Tuesday’s PFA awards – BBC The player was invited to attend.

Christian Romero has signed a new contract at #thfc Source from our trusted friend- pokeefe1

Full pay-out needed from #ManUtd before Sancho moves anywhere

Exclusive – Carlos Baleba is disappointed. Feels Brighton have overpriced him. Really wants the #ManUtd
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