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Andre Onana not involved for #mufc against Arsenal. 29yo goalkeeper has trained only 3 times since recovering from hamstring injury & working alone at Carrington today. Said to be in good physical shape but not ready for #AFC #TheAthleticFC

EXCL: Crystal Palace approach Club Brugge for Christos Tzolis as option (like El Khannouss) to replace Eze. Offer rejected but #CPFC plan to raise bid + also talking to 23yo’s camp. Recently signed new deal so #Clubbrugge not keen to sell #TheAthleticFC

Eberechi Eze expected to start for Crystal Palace at Chelsea today. 27yo attacking midfielder being targeted by Tottenham Hotspur + #THFC pursuit ongoing but no agreement yet as #CPFC continue work on possible replacements #TheAthleticFC post #garyjacob

Arnaud Kalimuendo in London taking medical before completing transfer from Rennes to Nottingham Forest. #NFFC also closing in on permanent deal for Juventus midfielder Douglas Luiz + continue pursuit of Manchester City defender Rico Lewis #TheAthleticFC

Palace keen on Bilal El Khannouss – Crystal Palace approach Leicester City to explore move for Bilal El Khannouss. No bid yet + not guaranteed 21yo exits but #CPFC in contact with #LCFC. Morocco int’l among options if/when Eberechi Eze sold; no deal so far but #THFC pushing #TheAthleticFC