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Arsenal reach agreement in principle with Crystal Palace to sign Eberechi Eze. Deal worth around expired £68m release clause – matching what #THFC were ready to pay. Personal terms close + 27yo plays for #CPFC on Thurs before #AFC medical @TheAthleticFC

EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal make move for Eberechi Eze + 27yo wants them. Tottenham lined up deal with #CPFC today & player but after Havertz injury + #AFC now closing in on England in’l. If he proceeds with choice, #THFC will pursue other targets @TheAthleticFC

EXCL: Brentford turn down latest offer from Newcastle United for Yoane Wissa. Bid worth £35m + £5m

RB Leipzig stepping up talks with Chelsea over deal to sign Christopher Nkunku. Direct contact between clubs on permanent move for 27yo #CFC forward. Not close yet, still other options but France int’l open to #RBLeipzig return. W/ @SebSB @TheAthleticFC

Newcastle retain firm interest in Jorgen Strand Larsen. Not more advanced than other options but 25yo Wolves forward among small group being considered. Talks via intermediaries + Norway int’l keen on #NUFC but not agitating to exit #WWFC #TheAthleticFC

Cristian Romero signs new 4yr contract at Tottenham Hotspur. 27yo centre-back into final 24mnths of previous deal – fresh terms tie captain down until June 2029. Argentina int’l linked with summer move but staying at #THFC #TheAthleticFC after pokeefe1